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I’m excited to bring you some funny camping jokes for kids. Were going to make sure these are all clean camping jokes that can be told and heard by the entire family. Its so much fun to sit around the campfire and tell ghost stories or keep everyone laughing by telling some funny camping jokes for kids and adults.
Maybe you are having some bad weather and are stuck in the tent. It would be great to have some great camping jokes for your kids ready to go. Whether you get a hardy laugh from the younger ones or a good eye roll from the older kids, both are considered a success as a parent.
These jokes will definitely be a long the “dad camping jokes” line but can definitely be told by the corny mom as well. Surprise your kids this camping trip and be ready to shock them with your vast knowledge of funny camping jokes. We will definitely make sure they are all clean camping jokes but you can screen below and find the ones you like the best!
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Funny Camping Jokes For Kids
Let’s get started! I hope you enjoy all the funny camping jokes for kids and adults below! I’m going to break these jokes up a bit by type. I’m going to have some funny short jokes then some longer form jokes. The short are great for quick laughs but the longer need some set up.
Short Camping Jokes For Kids
Check out the funny short champing jokes below. These are the great short jokes you can bust out any time. Whether it’s a pun or 1 liner, these will always get a good laugh or an even better eye roll!
I slept like a log last night, I woke up on the campfire.
Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in Autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the lakes bottom.
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?
It’s okay. He woke up.
The one time I was talking to a llama and asked him if his cousin wanted to come camping. He ran off yelling all excited screaming “Alpaca Tent”.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Do you know why you can’t run through a campsite, and can only ran?
Because it’s past tents.
“Knock Knock”, “Who’s there?” “RV” “RV Who?” “RV There Yet?”
Why didn’t the elephant take a suitcase on his camping trip?
He already had a trunk.
Which Island off the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to camp on?
The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
Did you hear about the camping trip? It was in tents. (Intense).
The guitar of the noisy teenagers at the next campsite over makes great kindling for your fire.
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
After lunch, my spouse asked me to clear the picnic table. I needed a running start, but I made it!
What is a masquito’s favorite sport?
I like to bring magazines on my family camping trip the problem is, it creates so many issues.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
Where do sharks go camping?
Why did the camp counselors wear sunglasses?
What did the father say to the son who kept dropping losing his marshmallows into the campfire?
When can kids jump higher than their camping tent?
Why don’t mummies go camping?
What do trees always remember when camping at the lake?
Did you hear the one about the skunk and it’s camping trip?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer?
Where does a sheep family go camping?
What did the beaver say to the tree at the campsite?
Where do cows go camping?
If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?
Where do ants go camping?
What day of the week is best for camping at the beach?
Did you hear about the camper that broke his arm?
Why didn’t the bike go camping?
Long Form Clean Camping Jokes
Alright, take a moment and catch your breath. I’m sure you have been laughing hysterically at all these funny camping jokes for kids and adults. Now it’s time for some more fun clean camping jokes that are more long form. Okay, have your breath again? Lets dig in!
A young child goes camping with his father for the first time in the woods.
Once camp is set up the young child asks his dad where the toilet is.
“That’s the beauty of camping son, when you are in the great outdoors, you can go to the bathroom wherever you want!”
After a few minutes the young boy came back and sat by his father at the campfire.
“So, where did you decide was best to use the toilet?” Asked the father.
“In your tent” the boy replied.
A couple of new deer hunters decided to separate to increase their chances to catch a deer.
“What do we do if we get lost?” One asked.
“Just fire three times in the air, every hour on the hour.” says the other, “I saw it on a survival show.”
Sure enough, one of the hunters became lose in the woods. He fired into the air 3 times on the hour every hour.
The next day the other hunter got help from a forest ranger and eventually found his friend. “Why didnt you do as I said and fire int he air?” asked the hunter.
“I did! I kept firing shots into the air, but I finally ran out of arrows and couldn’t shoot anymore!”
Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge.
Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!”
“I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
A young camper is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him, “What are you doing in there?”
The camper says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The man asks, “Why don’t you wash your clothes in a washing machine?”
The camper replied, “I tried that, but I got too dizzy.”
Teacher: “If I handed you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many tents would you have?”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many tents would you have?”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I handed you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many apples would you have?”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Teacher: “Johnny, I give up, how do you keep getting seven?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already own a tent!”
A father and son were sitting around a campfire one night, “Dad, are bugs okay to eat?”
“That’s gross son. Try not to talk about things like that while we eat,” the dad says.
They finished eating their supper and the father asks, “Now, son, what is it you wanted to talk to me about?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a huge bug in your soup, but it’s gone now.”
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I really hope that these funny camping jokes for kids and adults either got a good laugh or a serious eye roll out of you. Make sure to memorize and take with you so you can bust them out around the campfire with your family or friends.
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